What’s up, y’all? It’s Tara, givin’ the Friday Update this week ’cause apparently Nine’s too busy doin’ shit. Makin’ the game, I guess. 

What’s this “Mythies” thing? Is that what they’re callin’ ya? Yeah, I ain’t doin’ that. 

The big news this week, if y’ain’t seen it, is the Chapter Three Changelog, where Nine lays out everything comin’ in the next chapter. If you ain’t seen it, you should go look. I ain’t goin’ over all that again if yer too lazy to click a damn link.

There’s more big news this week, too, though! For starters, Nine has one scene left to finish. It doesn’t have me in it, though, so I don’t give a shit. It took Nine a week to finish the first sex scene, even without animations bein’ added, but hopefully this other one won’t be as complicated. Kylie seems to have some shit in her living room that makes renders take longer. 

Was that a spoiler? I don’t care. Big spoiler – Kylie has sex in her living room. Ain’t no surprise. Get over it.

The fuck is a spoiler tag? Sounds like somethin’ those idiots in Glen Burnie put on the back of their Honda Civic before they go hang out in the Target parkin’ lot.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, the Beta test.

Nine is gonna be puttin’ out a call for more Beta testers, once this last sex scene is done. There’s already a small group of testers, but they wanna widen the net, so to speak, so that Chapter Three can be finished quicker. Y’all gotta be on the Nine of Swords Discord if you wanna be a tester, though. 

It sounds like Nine ain’t the only one droppin’ news this week, though! Daz (the program used to create the images for Mythos) announced a new upgrade to their models is comin’ soon. Nine apparently ain’t even looked at it, though. If the Mythos models are gettin’ upgraded to this new “Genesis 9” business, it’s gonna be between games. We don’t wanna risk Nine fuckin’ up their entire Daz library and losin’ two weeks of progress, again. Though that does mean we all could possibly be lookin’ a lil’ different next time you see us, beyond just the new hairstyles me an’ Sophia got. 

I reckon that’s all we gotta say this week. Hopefully next week we’ll be startin’ the final beta! That’s excitin’. I know y’all have been waitin’ a long-ass time to see me again.

And them other bitches, I guess. 

Chapter Three Complete:

  • Total Side Image Re-Revamp – COMPLETE!
  • Story Flow Chart – COMPLETE!
  • UI Improvements – COMPLETE!
  • Learning After Effects – COMPLETE!
  • Introduction Scene by Nine – COMPLETE!
  • Creation of New Characters – COMPLETE!
  • New Mythos Logo (commissioned) – COMPLETE!
  • Organization of Daz Assets – COMPLETE!
  • Achievements – COMPLETE!
  • New Opening Title Sequence – COMPLETE!
  • Integration of “Tales from Mythos” – COMPLETE!

Chapter Three Incomplete:

  • Chapter Three Title Screen
  • Lorebook Entries
  • Transitions
  • A few songs
  • One Sex Scene
  • One Secret Scene