Hey, hey, everybody! It’s Friday, again — but this Friday is an important one to many people. Some people even took the day off, even though it’s not a national holiday or anything. Even though it’s not something I observe, myself, I want to...
Hey, everybody! I’m back! I’ve regained control after Morgana’s little jaunt, and she’s currently… occupied elsewhere. The timing worked out well; she and I had planned her doing the April Fool’s Day update as soon as we discovered...
Text Version: It’s Friday! FRIDAY! GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY! Partying partying yeah! Partying partying partying partying…. Y E A H. I took over bitches! Because we have a super awesome announcement that Nine doesn’t wanna do so I said “let me, let me break the people.”...
Howdy, y’all! March is almost over, which means winter is over, which means my backwards-ass seasonal depression will be kicking up any day now. Yaaaaay. Yeah, I get seasonal depression when it’s warmer. That stuff during the winter is just my normal...
First things first — … no, I can’t start out like that. Even 8 years after Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”, I still can’t say “first things first” without following it immediately with “I’m the realest.” So...
Greetings! Happy Friday! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO– … sorry, I apparently became a streamer for a sec. Hi. You may notice this update is coming out a teensy bit later in the day than usual — that’s because Morgana and I went out to get some...