Merry Mythmas!
It’s two days before Christmas, which isn’t of note
Still Nine O’ Claus puts on their big purple coat.
Morgana still sleeping, Nine treks out, uncowed
To deliver a gift to the clamouring crowd.
Since the summer have Mythies been waiting, breath baited,
For their hunger to learn about Lisa’s death sated.
Thus on Christmas Eve Eve Eve does come a surprise
For which all of you may now at once feast your eyes!
“To the download page!” Nine doth triumphantly say,
“For there’s Chapter Five for you all, right away!”
In case some of you anxiously pace to and fro,
The chapter is also live on itch.io!
Will B still be crazy? Will Tara be bold?
Will Cecil and Desmond still be just as old?
Does Mara confess she’s in love with Sophia?
No! Where in the fuck did you get that idea?
The present is given, Nine’s work here is done.
They hope that you’ll find this short chapter such fun.
Climbing into their blue Nissan Cube, off they drive:
“Merry Mythmas to all! Keep the Legends Alive!”
– Nine O’ Claus